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Fine. Boo. T-Shirt

Color: Dark Heather
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Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
Shipping: Free $75+ • Ships in 2–5 business days

★★★★★ CAT APPROVED. WILL DEFINITELY SIT ON.

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🐱 Gildan Softstyle® 64000

🐱 Unisex fit... because indifference is universal

🐱 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors... the cat doesn't care either way)

🐱 Light fabric... perfect for lounging, which you've learned from the best

🐱 Runs true to size... unlike your cat's personality

🐱 Made to Order in the USA... Printed fresh for every order. Production: 2–7 business days. Shipping: 2–5 business days. Total estimated delivery: 6–12 business days.

Handcrafted takes time. The cat has been staring at the wall for 40 minutes so clearly nobody here is in a rush. 🙃


Apparel for the unconditionally devoted. 🐾

— Unimpressed Cat Co.

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton — Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit, because the only unpredictable thing in your life should be your cat.

Breathable Fabric — Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable all day. Even during the 3am zoomies. Theirs, not yours. Hopefully.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit — Relaxed and comfortable, fits most body types. Basically a wearable hug. Your cat will still want to be on top of it.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability — Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves. Built for repeated wear, repeated washes, and the occasional cat-related incident. You know what you did.

Seamless Collar — Quarter-turned construction keeps the collar looking sharp wash after wash. Your cat will still try to wear it as a bed. The shape will hold.

Tear-Away Label — Removes easily and leaves no residue. Because one scratchy thing in your life is enough, and frankly that's your cat's job.

Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee — Love your tee or get your money back. We're confident you'll love it. Your cat is indifferent, but that's nothing new.

Printed in the USA — All US orders are printed and shipped right here at home. Your cat will still act unimpressed when it arrives. We accept this.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're a US-based company and we print right here at home. Our printers are spread across California, Florida, Texas, Kentucky, North Carolina, and Maryland — basically a cross-country road trip that your cat would absolutely refuse to go on.

And if you're outside the US, we've partnered with printers around the world so your order gets to you fast. We like you and your cat equally. Okay, maybe your cat a little more.

Do you ship internationally?

At this time, we currently ship within the United States only. We hope to expand our shipping options in the future!

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yep! Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package every step of the way — right to your doorstep, where your cat will almost certainly be waiting to inspect it first.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees — soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Basically, they meet your cat's exacting standards for anything they're willing to sit on. Exact materials vary by item, so check the product page for details.