{"product_id":"knead-less-drama-t-shirt","title":"Knead Less Drama T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e🐱 Gildan Softstyle® 64000\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n🐱 Unisex fit... because indifference is universal\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n🐱 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors... the cat doesn't care either way)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n🐱 Light fabric... perfect for lounging, which you've learned from the best\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n🐱 Runs true to size... unlike your cat's personality\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e🐱 Made to Order in the USA...\nPrinted fresh for every order. Production: 2–7 business days. Shipping: 2–5 business days. Total estimated delivery: 6–12 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHandcrafted takes time. The cat has been staring at the wall for 40 minutes so clearly nobody here is in a rush. 🙃\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eApparel for the unconditionally devoted. 🐾\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e— Unimpressed Cat Co.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47181509427331,"sku":"29572095730031617628","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47181509689475,"sku":"18684324015267752606","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47181509951619,"sku":"78821431474565102434","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47181510213763,"sku":"89745752291515765438","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47181510475907,"sku":"22513257849341161512","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":47181510738051,"sku":"92966991585716651322","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47181509460099,"sku":"19462557605003367727","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47181509722243,"sku":"22960572976996101143","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47181509984387,"sku":"17851777922792150291","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47181510246531,"sku":"20008312364529139195","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47181510508675,"sku":"10511808128733571140","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47181510770819,"sku":"16074525562726523602","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":47181509394563,"sku":"22750950813718206505","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":47181509656707,"sku":"14907676754161970790","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":47181509918851,"sku":"14308531440602250946","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":47181510180995,"sku":"20273811512143554087","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":47181510443139,"sku":"22851270848838082570","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":47181510705283,"sku":"47947705506202753781","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":47181509492867,"sku":"11172153800744685607","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":47181509755011,"sku":"25382007157235299285","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":47181510017155,"sku":"20376194564570751904","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":47181510279299,"sku":"13204863595217667906","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":47181510541443,"sku":"20858920816540812727","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":47181510803587,"sku":"14325176933296775930","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":47181509525635,"sku":"10312088375135204674","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":47181509787779,"sku":"17290829425283994523","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":47181510049923,"sku":"31423024749517247465","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":47181510312067,"sku":"23205166117302358857","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":47181510574211,"sku":"24926610142212233606","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":47181510836355,"sku":"88215179669722268121","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":47181509591171,"sku":"21328962340692799510","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":47181509853315,"sku":"23791972246992180607","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":47181510115459,"sku":"89147659315455742557","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":47181510377603,"sku":"13643173559893923931","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":47181510639747,"sku":"10051828674969822056","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":47181510901891,"sku":"13843706594382766079","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ S","offer_id":47181509623939,"sku":"74416550125012892119","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ M","offer_id":47181509886083,"sku":"23489494142277705149","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ L","offer_id":47181510148227,"sku":"72110817964328364259","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ XL","offer_id":47181510410371,"sku":"25187628439293611046","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ 2XL","offer_id":47181510672515,"sku":"33011562645864964540","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ 3XL","offer_id":47181510934659,"sku":"25602305076324095206","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0728\/4644\/2627\/files\/knead-less-drama-t-shirt-light-blue-a631e4c8-da3b-4dcc-b22e-cd343b9195eb.webp?v=1783924531","url":"https:\/\/unimpressedcatco.com\/products\/knead-less-drama-t-shirt","provider":"Unimpressed Cat Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}