{"product_id":"good-talk-t-shirt","title":"Good Talk T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e🐱 Gildan Softstyle® 64000\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n🐱 Unisex fit... because indifference is universal\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n🐱 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors... the cat doesn't care either way)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n🐱 Light fabric... perfect for lounging, which you've learned from the best\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n🐱 Runs true to size... unlike your cat's personality\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e🐱 Made to Order in the USA...\nPrinted fresh for every order. Production: 2-7 business days. Shipping: 2-5 business days. Total estimated delivery: 6-12 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHandcrafted takes time. The cat has been staring at the wall for 40 minutes so clearly nobody here is in a rush. 🙃\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eApparel for the unconditionally devoted. 🐾\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e- Unimpressed Cat Co.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":50563745316995,"sku":"15796731266365079176","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":50563745382531,"sku":"23441075010096786581","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":50563745284227,"sku":"32089990049124371369","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Purple","offer_id":50563745349763,"sku":"30529301523816878940","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":50563745415299,"sku":"18472610939919447960","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":50563745448067,"sku":"33217748960505489036","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Indigo Blue","offer_id":50563745480835,"sku":"11545060343278559067","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":50563745546371,"sku":"10090424310357320893","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":50563745611907,"sku":"16171722781117018637","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":50563745513603,"sku":"23133691307169151746","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Purple","offer_id":50563745579139,"sku":"17577706361673370928","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":50563745644675,"sku":"99182650749069447647","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":50563745677443,"sku":"10263137366469730586","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Indigo Blue","offer_id":50563745710211,"sku":"31519077972035936854","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":50563745775747,"sku":"65936787021707180501","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":50563745841283,"sku":"11596539727074166396","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":50563745742979,"sku":"43214726067823182789","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Purple","offer_id":50563745808515,"sku":"16149690126995023685","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":50563745874051,"sku":"15247722091115954266","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":50563745906819,"sku":"70354354648138644403","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Indigo Blue","offer_id":50563745939587,"sku":"65790431817656432833","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":50563746005123,"sku":"14358655330208581766","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":50563746070659,"sku":"90828210223893332003","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":50563745972355,"sku":"75432201923401939902","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Purple","offer_id":50563746037891,"sku":"10410055315075103188","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":50563746103427,"sku":"29255158276906778222","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":50563746136195,"sku":"33307038285922514423","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Indigo Blue","offer_id":50563746168963,"sku":"33056480089446512375","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":50563746234499,"sku":"31987496181423506071","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":50563746300035,"sku":"30533630495525546688","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":50563746201731,"sku":"12015344312458700631","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Purple","offer_id":50563746267267,"sku":"18061405838153358918","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":50563746332803,"sku":"31798975771443507280","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":50563746365571,"sku":"27101507904110604623","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Indigo Blue","offer_id":50563746398339,"sku":"17815135466022581179","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":50563746463875,"sku":"24168018420891790239","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":50563746529411,"sku":"28002767597250724109","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":50563746431107,"sku":"80587243680570371779","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Purple","offer_id":50563746496643,"sku":"27655457915850905482","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":50563746562179,"sku":"69861432483039560542","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":50563746594947,"sku":"13806784930787517450","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Indigo Blue","offer_id":50563746627715,"sku":"45243062358589045472","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0728\/4644\/2627\/files\/good-talk-t-shirt-dark-chocolate-bc954602-5fb0-4819-9cfb-a0dc28c53083.webp?v=1790274024","url":"https:\/\/unimpressedcatco.com\/products\/good-talk-t-shirt","provider":"Unimpressed Cat Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}